Life is a bitch, better yet a dumb broad.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

(via scrumpilicious)

The more I say, “I don’t want to go to work,” the harder it rains. I should have went when it was sprinkling out -___-