Life is a bitch, better yet a dumb broad.

onlinehibo:

I can’t wait to be a mom and be like “damn you ain’t know about this younging” and just blast Versace

I just want to stay home and listen to music all day D8

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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I am watching this right now and trying to figure out what the fuck is going on

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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Going through this weird phase where all the music I want to listen to features Pitbull….

cats-weed-sleep:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 


there’s this thing in America called ‘powdered alcohol’ that will most likely be hitting the streets in the fall. however, weed is still illegal. why can’t our government care about our people as much as others care about theirs???

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

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